I don't want to focus on the day job right now.
Rocky the Squirrel
When you shoot a scrooch gun, roll +martian
When you try to impress Katherine Heigl, roll +employed
When you try to impress Jason Segel, roll +stoned
When you try to understand what Paul Rudd is getting at, roll +sharp
Hockey Clique Girls
If you spend 30 minutes teasing your hair out, take +1 forward.